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WILD E

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four in row ( We have a husband down! )
« on: June 16, 2010, 12:05:24 PM »


 
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.

"Put them back!  We can't afford them," orders the wife.

They carry on shopping. A few aisles farther on the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"Its my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's half the price."
 
Cleanup on aisle 25:  We have a husband down!
 
 
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Xulli

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Re: four in row ( We have a husband down! )
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2010, 12:28:46 PM »

lol my wife would love this one
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Re: four in row ( We have a husband down! )
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2010, 12:30:34 PM »

That's a pretty good one.
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Re: four in row ( We have a husband down! )
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2010, 01:00:25 PM »


I would't touch that one with a ten foot pole
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Re: four in row ( We have a husband down! )
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2010, 06:52:00 PM »

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Better not show that one to the wife when you are in the dog house
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Re: four in row ( We have a husband down! )
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2010, 12:11:33 AM »

ROFLMAO.....................

I would have put 6 cases in the shopping cart for Jim. At that price per case we wouldn't have to go Beer shopping for a month.
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Re: four in row ( We have a husband down! )
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2010, 11:00:48 AM »


I would't touch that one with a ten foot pole

+1  :agree: with the wife that is!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: four in row ( We have a husband down! )
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2010, 01:04:43 AM »

 :c
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