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hipshot

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A bagpiper's saga
« on: July 19, 2009, 02:17:20 PM »

As a bagpiper, I was once asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends.
The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

As I was not familiar with the area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not ask for directions.
I finally arrived - an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

I apologized to the gravediggers for my lateness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place.

I assured the workers I wouldn’t hold them up for long but that this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played my heart and soul out.

As I played, the gravediggers began to weep. I played like I'd never played before, from ‘Going Home’ and ‘The Lord is My Shepherd’ to ‘Flowers of the Forest’. I closed the session with ‘Amazing Grace’, then solemnly and quietly walked to my car.

As I opened the car door, I overheard one of the workers say to another, "I’ve never seen anything like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
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SteveS

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Re: A bagpiper's saga
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2009, 09:42:57 PM »

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Re: A bagpiper's saga
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2009, 10:48:43 PM »

 :rofl: 
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Morgan Buchanan

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Re: A bagpiper's saga
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2009, 10:42:17 AM »

I love piping and that's the funniest pipe joke I've ever heard.  LOL
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Re: A bagpiper's saga
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2009, 10:53:43 AM »

In some weird sort of way, that is wrong, but it was HILARIOUS.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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