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Title: Why Men Don't write to Dear Abby
Post by: WILD E on April 12, 2007, 12:28:43 PM
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently - although when I ask
their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the street.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Honda VTX motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Signed,
Worried Sick
Title: Re: Why Men Don't write to Dear Abby
Post by: xriderintx on April 12, 2007, 03:16:20 PM
thats a good one..
Title: Re: Why Men Don't write to Dear Abby
Post by: SouthernXer on April 12, 2007, 05:39:38 PM
Dear Worried Sick~

I wouldn't worry much about your valve covers.  It is probably just a case of a jealous Harley rider rubbing a little oil there to get your panties in a knot.  Even Abby knows VTX's don't leak oil.

Signed,
Abby   O0
Title: Re: Why Men Don't write to Dear Abby
Post by: hooter on April 14, 2007, 11:39:29 PM
Wives may sneek  :-\ :( :(
but X's don't leak  ;D ;D ;D
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