Texas X Riders
Main Area => G Rated Side Splitting => Topic started by: WILD E on August 10, 2010, 09:03:22 AM
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A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No, wait. Sorry, I'm thinking of wine. That's what wine does.
Never mind.
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I better not show this to the wife. I will not be alive tomorrow. LOL
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I better not show this to the wife. I will not be alive tomorrow. LOL
You're smarter than me - emailed it to the wife and she comes back with "you mean I could have saved all that money on the X and your other toys for the price of a bottle of wine?" :banghead: