Yeah, so I have a problem with the law...I should've just shut up when he said my bike could do 0-55 in 50 feet!
Then again, it
is an orange VTX!
What really cracked me up is when I told him that my bike couldn't do that, he said "I could do that with my bicycle!" I should've called him on it right on the spot! That would've gotten me a ticket for sure, but it would've made for a fun afternoon. I would tell him to go get his bicycle, and when he got back, I would clock him using his own radar. Then as he was riding past me pedaling as fast as he could, I would take his car and go after the first group that got away and give all of them tickets! Then I would find some dirt pile I could jump "Dukes of Hazzard" style while being chased by Rosco and Cletus!! Oh, and I would pick up Daisy somewhere along the way! Woo hoo!!!!
** Disclaimer: The above was a dramatization solely intended for the readers of this thread. It in no way depicts actual events or people, and any similar places, names or ideas are purely coincidental
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