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N5TWL

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Hillary and a pig
« on: February 05, 2007, 12:21:42 PM »

What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton with a pig?


Nothing....there are some things even a pig won't do.




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Re: Hillary and a pig
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2007, 12:24:29 PM »

Oink Oink!!!!   ;D
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Re: Hillary and a pig
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2007, 12:24:53 PM »

BILL DID!
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Re: Hillary and a pig
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2007, 10:54:39 PM »

BILL DID!

He must have put a gag in her mouth and a sack over her head.
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Re: Hillary and a pig
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2007, 01:23:03 AM »

Damn Pat, I didn't think women talked like that :o :o ;D ;D
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Re: Hillary and a pig
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2007, 07:40:52 AM »

President Bush walked down the ramp from AF1 holding a pig under one arm. As he got to the base of the ramp he stated, "Be careful with this pig. It's a genuine Arkansas razorback; I got it for Hillary when I was in Little Rock."

The marine at the base of the ramp saluted smartly and exclaimed, "Good trade, sir!"
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