A man rode up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get on, I'll give you a lollypop."
The girl kept walking.
Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get on the bike with me and I'll give you two lolly pops."
She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.
The man said "Hop on with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!"
Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Honda, YOU ride it!"