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snake

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Definitions...differences between guts and balls
« on: November 13, 2006, 11:13:56 PM »

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.  But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

WARNING! Either action could cause death or disfigurment!!
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Re: Definitions...differences between guts and balls
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2006, 11:52:26 AM »

Possibly dismemberment also!
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Re: Definitions...differences between guts and balls
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2006, 12:38:01 PM »

Or might get the SNIP SNIP!! :o
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Re: Definitions...differences between guts and balls
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2006, 07:39:15 AM »

I was done-for at "Arriving home late..."
but I love my short leash.
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