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Main Area => G Rated Side Splitting => Topic started by: Snake Doc on December 06, 2006, 06:04:49 AM
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Top Ten Signs Your Husband Is Gay
10. You come home to find him handling the gardener's hose
9. On your wedding day, you wore the same dress
8. Favorite magazines: "Gourmet" and "Honcho"
7. Your name: Jodi -- name he calls out during sex: Lou
6. Constantly leaving that seat down, am I right girls?
5. Bumper sticker reads: "I'd rather be having sex with dudes"
4. During "Brokeback Mountain," He mumbles, "It didn't happen exactly like that"
3. At your sister's wedding reception, he caught the bouquet
2. Yells, "Honey, I'm home after a long day of gay sex!"
1. Says he got rear-ended but the car looks fine