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Dear Lord
« on: March 16, 2010, 06:28:05 PM »

My Dear Heavenly Father,

Within the past year, you have taken away my favorite dancer, Michael
Jackson, my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress, Farrah
Fawcett, my favorite comedian, Soupy Sales, my favorite pitchman, Billy
Mays and my favorite sidekick, Ed McMahon.

Just so you know, my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi
and Harry Reid.

Thank you, Amen
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Re: Dear Lord
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 08:29:33 AM »

Amen (well except to the fav dancer part)
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