> >> A woman takes a lover home during the day while
> her husband is at work.
> >> Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees
> them and hides in the
> >> bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also
> comes home
> >> unexpectedly. She puts her lover in the closet,
> not realizing that her
> >> little boy is in there already.
> >>
> >> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> >>
> >> The lover says, "Yes, it is."
> >>
> >> Boy - "I have a baseball."
> >>
> >> Man - "That's nice."
> >>
> >> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> >>
> >> Man - "No, thanks."
> >>
> >> Boy - "My dad's outside."
> >>
> >> Man - "OK, how much?"
> >>
> >> Boy - "$250"
> >>
> >> A week later, it happens again and the boy and
> the lover are in the
> >> closet together.
> >>
> >> Boy - "Dark in here."
> >>
> >> Lover - "Yes, it is."
> >>
> >> Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> >>
> >> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the
> boy, "Okay. How much?"
> >>
> >> Boy - "$750"
> >>
> >> Lover - "Sold."
> >>
> >> A few days later, the father says to the boy,
> "Grab your glove, let's go
> >> outside and have a game of catch.
> >>
> >> The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
> glove."
> >>
> >> The father asks, "How much did you sell them
> for?"
> >>
> >> Boy -"$1,000"
> >>
> >> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
> your friends like
> >> that....that is way more than those two things
> cost. I'm going to take
> >> you to church and make you confess."
> >>
> >> They go to the church and the father makes the
> little boy sit in the
> >> confession booth and he closes the door.
> >>
> >> The boy says, "Dark in here."
> >>
> >> The priest says, "Don't start that AppleSauce again;
> you're in my closet now."
