Lorne checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.
So he thought -- I'll get one of those girls you see advertised in
phone booths when you're calling for a cab. Lorne had grabbed a
woman's card when he called a cab to take him from the airport
to the hotel. It was an ad for a girl named Erogonique. A lovely
girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all
the right places. Beautiful long, wavy hair, long graceful legs that
went all the way up to her firm, shapely butt.
So Lorne's in his room and figures, "What the hell, I'll giver her a call."
"Hello?" the woman says.
Gawd, she sounded sexy !!!!!
"Hi," Lorne began. "I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you
to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight
with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it
hard, I want it hot and I want it now! I'm talking kinky the whole
night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy
all night - tie me up, wear a strap-on, cover me in chocolate syrup
and whipped cream - anything you want, baby. Now, how does that
sound?"
"That sounds fantastic," she said, "But for an outside line you need
to press 9."
