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Arcane facts of BBT and Texas X Riders
« on: March 02, 2017, 10:44:14 AM »

For those on the fence about attending BBT, I hope this well help you to make that decision..........and request that time off work.  

1.  We have typically have a couple guided rides thru the 3 sisters and one to Willow City Loop.  These two areas offer some spectacular views of the hills and tranquility found out in these parts.  

2.  Bandera is the Cowboy Capital of the world.  So if you come out you are bound to see some cowboys and get this..........a horse tied to a hitchin post......outside a saloon or bar no less.

3.  All makes of motorcycles are welcome.  Sewing machines too........ :stickpoke:

4.  Our base location is right in the heart of Bandera.  So don't worry about forgetting your toothbrush.  None of us X riders use them anyways.   :ohwow:  or underwear  :couch:

5.  No money you say?!  well if you pay the registration we'll feed you a meal and put a shirt on your back.  Heck you can even wear it all weekend and we won't judge you.  

6.  Got too much money you say!!!!!!!  Well try your hand at the poker walk and put your money where you mouth is.   :violin:

7.  No motorcycle?  well too bad, but still you could have a good time.

8.  Too many motorcycles? well let the guy mentioned above use one.  Yeah Right?!!!

9.  Don't have anywhere to sleep.  Well bums don't either but they don't know about Bandera like you do.  

10.  We stop often enough during our rides.  Especially if you feel a bowel movement coming.  :ohwow:

11.  We only do this once a year so this is your chance to enjoy the hill country with fellow riders and friends.

12.  Oh we have a Gumbo, a Hooter and a Hobo.  But be rest assured you'll see no hooters, there will be no gumbo but you might see a hobo.

« Last Edit: March 02, 2017, 11:24:25 AM by matap »
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Re: Arcane facts of BBT and Texas X Riders
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2017, 11:26:33 AM »


4.  Are base location is right in the heart of Bandera.  So don't worry about forgetting your toothbrush.  None of us X riders use them anyways.   :ohwow:  or underwear  :couch:

Arrrrrrr...there will be pirates!


7.  No motorcycle?  well too bad, but still you could have a good.

Yes....you will have a good. 


10.  We stop often enough during our rides.  Especially if you feel a bowl movement coming.  :ohwow:

Bowl?  Maybe the Mad Teacup Ride...LOL


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Re: Arcane facts of BBT and Texas X Riders
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2017, 11:41:15 AM »

You cheated.   :stickpoke: :boxing:
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Re: Arcane facts of BBT and Texas X Riders
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2017, 01:24:49 PM »

hahahahahaha
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Re: Arcane facts of BBT and Texas X Riders
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2017, 10:25:21 AM »

 :c

Wouldn't miss it.

Will be riding with passenger pegs down the entire time for Snake.

Punisher and ol lady might not make it (they were with me last year) but I think Reek and ol lady will be coming. (for those who met them at the Rock and Brew.) New faces to join us.  Will confirm with them today.

See ya'll in a few weeks.


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Re: Arcane facts of BBT and Texas X Riders
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2017, 06:32:19 PM »

 :thumbup: :thumbup:
:c

Wouldn't miss it.

Will be riding with passenger pegs down the entire time for Snake.

Punisher and ol lady might not make it (they were with me last year) but I think Reek and ol lady will be coming. (for those who met them at the Rock and Brew.) New faces to join us.  Will confirm with them today.

See ya'll in a few weeks.



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