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WILD E

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Ooopps
« on: February 13, 2007, 10:41:03 AM »



>>> > A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in
>>> > her
>>> > room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private
>>> > area
>>> and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
>>> touched
>>> > her.
>>> >
>>> > They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They
>> went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy
>> as
>> this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out
>> of
>> the coma."
>>> >
>>> > The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
>>> > curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
>> wife's room.
>>> >
>>> > After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
>>> rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
>>> The
>>> husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."
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Dusty

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Re: Ooopps
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 11:08:49 AM »


Now that's just wrong!  ;D ;D ;D
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KEBS

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Re: Ooopps
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2007, 12:47:46 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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xriderintx

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Re: Ooopps
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 02:36:06 PM »

;D ;D (thats for the husband...)
« Last Edit: February 13, 2007, 02:40:07 PM by xriderintx »
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