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NeoRetroVTX

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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2006, 06:09:44 PM »



Come on now who wouldn't rent one of these?

Which one?  ;D
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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2006, 06:13:07 PM »

Uhhhhh is that a trick question??   ;D
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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2006, 07:07:03 PM »

They're good for much more than just a store run... and yes, 55 liters under the seat - room for two full face helmets and a jacket.
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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2006, 07:53:33 PM »

Yeah  -  a full face helmet w/tinted face shield.... ;D
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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2006, 08:02:08 PM »

You guys know what they say about fat woman...















































they give good he@#   :D

You know there are only two kind of women, big ole good one’s and good ole big one’s, and Lord knows we love them all.

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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2006, 08:07:28 PM »

Waiting on delivery of new Aprilia Scooter.  If your ego is so sensitive that you would be embarassed by a scooter, I can only assume that you would feel the same if I came and looked at your second-rate tools, i.e. Craftsman, Kobalt, Harbor Freight, etc.  Get over it...practicality and common sense are what the wise practice on a daily basis.
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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2006, 11:44:47 PM »

 8) I want all ya'll smart asses to look me up in the lonestarr rally, because I am going to stomp some Cranberries. When you want to attack fat women, my wife is better than the pimple on your Cranberries! Let's have some good ole Georgia fun at your expense!!  She has raised four kids, three nuerotic husbands, five grandkids, and has backed me  up financially for this bike after 30 years!! You pussies better stay out of my way!! >:( >:(
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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2006, 11:49:02 PM »

 ;D ;D You can call me skinned thin, but not when it comes to fat women who take care of us!! 8)
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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2006, 11:51:17 PM »

It's been awhile since I been inside, maybe it's time I go back in!! :(
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« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2006, 12:03:53 AM »

You guys know what they say about fat woman...
Maybe u do also!!!














































they give good he@#   :D
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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #26 on: July 08, 2006, 10:40:46 PM »

I might ride one as long as no one tells on me or sees me lol


like I said....fat women  ;D
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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2006, 08:42:45 AM »

I might ride one as long as no one tells on me or sees me lol


like I said....fat women  ;D

There's no such thing as fat women! There just big enough to be friendly! Some are just a little more friendly than others.
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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2006, 09:01:47 AM »

8) I want all ya'll smart asses to look me up in the lonestarr rally, because I am going to stomp some Cranberries. When you want to attack fat women, my wife is better than the pimple on your Cranberries! Let's have some good ole Georgia fun at your expense!!  She has raised four kids, three nuerotic husbands, five grandkids, and has backed me  up financially for this bike after 30 years!! You pussies better stay out of my way!! >:( >:(
Hey Txgaboy,
Tell ya what we do. My beautiful bride of 30 years is a little hefty too and like you say she takes care of me and all my needs, new chrome, tires, pipes, etc. So what we do is match up the ole ladies, back to back, and let them do the Cranberries kickin and we'll drink beer and watch. Whatcha think about that. Sounds good to me, I don't like bleedin no more. O0
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Re: How many of you are "man enough" to ride a scooter?
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2006, 07:17:04 PM »

me on my fat woman  ;D

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