Texas X Riders
Main Area => General Discussion => Topic started by: Big Ace on May 12, 2008, 10:20:59 AM
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Top Ten Laws of Motorcycling
1. A motorcycle will not fall over without a crowd present.
2. The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to the size of the audience and the owners ego.
3. Moving motorcycles are to juicy bugs what U.S. Navy carriers once were to kamikaze pilots.
4. You will not feel a need to go to the restroom until after you have put on your rain suit.
5. The fact that your keys are in your pants pocket will only become apparent after you have put your gloves on.
6. Quick fixes are named for how long they stay fixed.
7. The only part you really need will also be the only one on permanent backorder.
8. Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer.
9. You will never have a flat tire on the road unless you leave the flat repair kit a home.
10. Universal kit accessories are so named because without modification they fit no bike in the universe.
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ROTFLMAO...those are so funny cause so many of them are SO TRUE!!!
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The spare key is put away where you won't loose it, if you could only recall, where that is.
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The wife finds key in washer, at least twice a month