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[mandotheman]

REDNECK HUMOR....

When Billy Bob is killed in a construction accident, one of the two rednecks friends goes to tell his wife.
Two hours later he returns with a case of beer. His friend ask where you get the beer? I got it from Billy Bobs wife he explains." when she opened the door, I said you must be Billy Bobs widow" She said I'm not a widow. So I said I'll bet you a case of beer that you are..

[mandotheman]

here's another............

Marriage......
A wife sits with her husband at the therapist's office complaining about their marriage. Suddenly the therapist rips off her clothes and makes love to her.  As the she sits there quietly, the therapist tells the husband " Your wife needs this three times a week. Can you you do that?" Well, the husband starts" I can drive here On Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I ride my VTX."

[VT-XS]

here's another............

Marriage......
A wife sits with her husband at the therapist's office complaining about their marriage. Suddenly the therapist rips off her clothes and makes love to her.  As the she sits there quietly, the therapist tells the husband " Your wife needs this three times a week. Can you you do that?" Well, the husband starts" I can drive here On Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I ride my VTX."

I went home last night and my wife had left me...moved out with everything...including our dog. I'm gonna miss that dog.

[VT-XS]

Fotenot found out that his stay at home wife was banging the mailman every day while he was at work.
He was tired of her anyway, so he called Tibideaux and hired him to kill his wife and the mailman.
He arranged to meet him on a slight rise behind the house where Tibideaux would have a clean shot through the bedroom window.

They met on the rise and Tibideaux was lining up his shot...

"How you want this done Fontenot?"

"Oh, I dunno, shoot that sl*t in the head and shoot that muthafu**ka's di*k off."
"Will do Fontenot, but it's only gonna take one shot."

[jmdaniel]

Rejected Titles for Brokeback Mountain


OKLAHOMO
HIGH NOONER
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES
JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON
POLESMOKE
BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID
THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE
HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG
THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER
DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID
VERY RAW HIDE
LONESOME DOUG
A FISTFUL OF NED
QUICKLY DOWN UNDER
BAREBACK MOUNTING
BONE-NANZA
DON'T MESS WITH TEX' Cranberries
HOME ON THE RANGER
ROOSTER COCKBURN
PRANCES WITH WOLVES
BALONEY PONY RODEO
TUBESTEAK COWBOYS

 

[VT-XS]

Rejected Titles for Brokeback Mountain


OKLAHOMO
HIGH NOONER
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES
JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON
POLESMOKE
BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID
THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE
HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG
THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER
DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID
VERY RAW HIDE
LONESOME DOUG
A FISTFUL OF NED
QUICKLY DOWN UNDER
BAREBACK MOUNTING
BONE-NANZA
DON'T MESS WITH TEX' Cranberries
HOME ON THE RANGER
ROOSTER COCKBURN
PRANCES WITH WOLVES
BALONEY PONY RODEO
TUBESTEAK COWBOYS

 

I was gonna pic a personal favorite but there's too many good ones.  LOL