The boss narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was
an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than
flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water
cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after
partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before
but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like $hit today."
Sorry, hope not to offend anyone but thought this was too funny not to share.
