An old cowboy was new to town. One Sunday, he decided to visit a certain church in this town. He walked in wearing some old blue jeans, a denim shirt, old, worn boots, an old worn out hat and a bible that matched. As he sat down, everyone moved away from him. They wondered how he could show up to their church looking like that.
When the pastor finished the service, he walked up to the cowboy and asked him to go home and pray and to ask God how He would have him dress for worship in this church.
The following Sunday, the cowboy showed up dressed in the same clothes as the following week. After the service, the pastor asked him if he had asked God how he should dress for services in that church. The cowboy replied that he had. The pastor then asked him what God had said and the cowboy stated that He had said that He didn't know because He had never been in that church!!
OH MAN OR OH ME?
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