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jwoolf

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10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« on: February 06, 2007, 12:24:22 PM »

( Just ribbin you, Brad! )

Top 10 Reasons Sportbikers Don't Wave:

10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to.

9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond.

8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear.

7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the socket.

6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.

5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.

4. Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal.

3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.

2. It's too hard to do one-handed stoppies.

1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.
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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2007, 12:27:20 PM »

 ;D ;D ;DMAN I'M GLAD I DIDDN'T BUY A ROCKET, THAT WOULD SO BE ME! ;D ;D
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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2007, 12:58:42 PM »

 :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2007, 01:14:06 PM »

Bike looks GREAT, Dan O0 O0 O0 O0 O0
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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2007, 01:19:25 PM »

 ;D  That's a good one Joe....  And unfortunately for all the squids out there, it's true.  However, I can relate to the Chicken strip remark....   ;D  And I guess the skin tight jacket remark, too....  Hey!  At least I am wearing leather when I get on mine.  It never ceases to amaze me to see some goon riding his first 600cc crotch rocket in a Tank top, cargo shorts, and flip flops....   ???  Where is that lady in the 2007 GMC Denali talking on her cell phone when you need her???   ;D


errrr.....  EDIT~
I suppose it could have been a man behind the wheel instead... 
« Last Edit: February 06, 2007, 01:47:35 PM by SouthernXer »
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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2007, 01:25:29 PM »

oops....  I forgot....  If it means anything, the Ricers don't wave at me either.   ;)
« Last Edit: February 06, 2007, 01:47:24 PM by SouthernXer »
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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2007, 01:43:47 PM »

oops....  I forgot....  If it mean anything, the Ricers don't wave at me either.   ;)


The reason they don't wave to ya on that thing is they can't see ya. ;D ;D
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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2007, 01:49:52 PM »

 ::) ;D  Not me Dave....  I am a speed limit kind of guy on the streets....


Now on the track, that's a whole different story.   ;D
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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2007, 02:13:06 PM »

I was just ribbin Brad a bit.

That sure is a beautiful bike.  They're about the most fun you can have on two wheels.
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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2007, 02:31:57 PM »

hell not when i'm riding one. for some reason it seems to be one wheel all the time, can't seem to find a way to keep it on 2 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2007, 02:32:32 PM »

Bike looks GREAT, Dan O0 O0 O0 O0 O0

Thanks bud..  Hope to be out riding when I return from my trip...


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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2007, 03:01:38 PM »

Well, it's currently 68 degrees outside and, I just finished my last bridge call at work and, I happen to be working from home today.

I think I'll sneak off and ride for a while. 

Guess I'd better get dressed.... ( working from home is good and bad, it's good cuz you can sleep late and not shower )  ( that's also the problem )
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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2007, 03:19:28 PM »

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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2007, 04:32:29 PM »

Here's a fun video:

http://moto.cled17.com/compil-de-chutes-de-stunt

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Dumbasses......  They deserve EVERYthing that happens to them....  They have no respect for their families, themselves, and their bikes.....  They give sportbikes a bad name and they are a large reason why bikers are looked at differently in todays society.

Stupid squids.....

Sorry..........    Off rant....  I am getting my jacket on now to take Isabella out for a spin.   O0
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Re: 10 reasons why sport bikers don't waive
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2007, 06:35:05 PM »

Hey Dan. Your bike came out outstanding. Love the paint!!! O0 O0 O0
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