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Upcoming Rally's => Other Rallys => Topic started by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:23:57 AM

Title: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:23:57 AM: And you bump it up :)
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:25:34 AM: bump so far it's a bumpy ride ::)
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:29:02 AM: I'm trying to get jimmy to bump me up 1299 post or I'll have to ride this ride alI night long. ;D
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:33:46 AM: :) sometimes I talk to myself as I ride
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:35:05 AM: sometimes I just ride :D
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:37:19 AM: Swampy's rally post ride 8)
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:38:20 AM: why do you ride
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:41:01 AM: I like to :-* the sky it's a air thing to do O0
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:42:18 AM: we need to get on down the road
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:43:09 AM: :D
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:43:35 AM: :-X
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:45:08 AM: I see you coming up for air :P
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 03:48:03 AM: I get sleepy on the road :o but I got so far to go ::)
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 04:13:00 AM: there nothing in my way thats all I've got to say so lets get on our way and start a new day we must be so far away just listen to what I say you don't have to say I'll do it any old way so have a good day :)
Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 04:15:59 AM: I hate rap music >:(
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 04:17:09 AM: watch out bump 8)
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 04:18:32 AM: I made Tejano this morning instead of coffee O0
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 04:33:08 AM: I don't think nobody likes me rally; so I will just ride any way :-X ;D
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Post by: Luckys Lover on May 09, 2008, 04:39:54 AM: Post Whore. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That'll teach ya not to hit delete again. ;D ;D You keep this up and you'll pass me. LOL
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 04:42:53 AM: I'm wet baby 8) :D ;D
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 05:00:12 AM: I go if you say bump is a deletable word :-X
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 05:10:33 AM: to many bumps causes a sore but bump it bump it some more
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Post by: Swampfox on May 09, 2008, 05:49:35 AM: Hope this ride was as fun for you as it was for me :-X
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Post by: hooter on May 10, 2008, 02:08:41 AM: Swampy, your truely an Art form all to your own 8) 8)

there nothing in my way thats all I've got to say so lets get on our way and start a new day we must be so far away just listen to what I say you don't have to say I'll do it any old way so have a good day

I like that O0 O0
Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 06:30:43 AM: Quote from: hooter on May 10, 2008, 02:08:41 AM
Swampy, your truely an Art form all to your own 8) 8)

there nothing in my way thats all I've got to say so lets get on our way and start a new day we must be so far away just listen to what I say you don't have to say I'll do it any old way so have a good day

I like that O0 O0

Want to do lunch it;s your call where I follow your call gee am pleased
Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:03:53 PM: Well it was a great ride I guess I'll head on home nice to hear from you Hooter. O0
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:07:06 PM: ;) was for the seat covers I just passed Hot .................Out in Conroe Vrooooom
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:08:01 PM: Pointing things in the road
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:09:21 PM: Your blinker is on 8)
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:11:37 PM: ;D Just saw a sign must of had a letter missing I though of myself ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:13:22 PM: bump Ouch :o I didn't see that one :-X I almost cused
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:17:19 PM: I brought my wife some BBQ home. Just got it out of the :P space between my teeth ;D :P ;D ;D
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:21:35 PM: :D but I got too :) Gross she P O'd :o
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:24:32 PM: This one I'll call Hmmmmmm :-\

Whipping or Wiping

Well I think I'll go for another ride "women" out the door see ya on the road Ouch something just hit me in the back of the head :o
Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:26:03 PM: Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom Sh__ I'm out of gas
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:29:14 PM: For got to switch back the pit cock Vro-----poof that it now I'm pushing it to the station :'( those are not tear just sweat
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:32:07 PM: I better sit down after that push ........ up the exit ramp :'( breathing hard
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:38:31 PM: Went to sleep ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzz O no ticket for loitering...... >:( Vroooooooooooooom O0 that not a thumb sticking up it's the middle finger O0 Police stop me again another ticket for lewd act to a Law Enforcement Officer.
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:40:23 PM: I am P O'd like my wife was about the BBQ Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom :D
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:42:53 PM: Looking back in the mirror don't see the law dog Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom O crap radar another ticket that three within one mile
Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 04:46:41 PM: Sign the ticket , got on the bike and thought were are my gloves. I bet they are at the service station. So I U-turn yep another ticket I didn't use the shoulder. :-X
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 05:14:53 PM: Vroooooooooom at the speed limit pull in the station looking around don't see them. Still looking for my gloves. So I ask the tendent hey you seen some black gloves. She said yeah that guy pick them up and went into the restroom. I'm outside in the hot sun . Hmmmmmmmmm I'll wait.............................for him to come out ............
I'm thinking what's taking this guy so long, finally he comes out but he didn't have the gloves. I said the tendent said you found my Willd West Deer Skin Glovers. He replied Yeah, I went in to ask for some toilet paper she said we're out so I thought of the glovers I found would work but before I wipe myself with them I'll used them for ___ they are nice soft glovers. He said best ___I've ever had for free. You need them all the paper they have is that brown hand type. I only used one the other is on the back of the toilet seat. ;D :D :o
Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 05:16:12 PM: This ride is over! :)
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 05:30:19 PM: Well I got home and told my wife she slapped me twice I said why did you slap me twice she said one for loosing your glovers and the other was cause you didn't bring the other glover home for me. She slapped me again after she read it on the board.

That's all folks :)
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Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 06:33:40 PM: Just kidding but this isn't

Well I read it to her just to see if I could make it a bit more funny. She said that was gross I said what : Her reply was the sex so I used the blank line just in case she read it again. I thought Hmmmm After she slapped the crap out of me and then she said I left a wet wash cloth on the toilet paper holder we're out of toilet paper.
whipping or wiping.... :-\...Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ;D
Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: Swampfox on May 10, 2008, 06:54:20 PM: I should put this on the Politically Incorrect topic Sorry but then it would have been a joke

"I just wanted it to be a viratal ride"
For Trailer Queens

O0
Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: snake on May 11, 2008, 05:58:23 PM: Hmmm, and I thought people wondered where I came up with all the off the wall $HIT from... ;D I feel normal now!
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Post by: Swampfox on May 11, 2008, 06:48:48 PM: Snake you might need this link to help you out
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2545415688442014765&hl=en

8) ;D

your my flash back
they called me Flash
they knew us as
A Flash Production Company
or just the
LIGHT :)
Making stars in a Flash

P.S.
If you were a reject we referred you to "Blownbulb" production Company. ;D ;D ;D
my light went out
when I found out
I wasn't working out
not even for the
"Blownbulb"
reject account
:o
Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: Baren on May 12, 2008, 03:18:43 AM: sounds like you are talking to yourself ...
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Post by: Swampfox on May 12, 2008, 09:53:55 AM: many days gone by sitting here and wondering why
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Post by: Swampfox on May 25, 2008, 08:02:42 PM: Swampfox Is gone for another Ride for Trailer Queens Only

Lets get started
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Post by: Swampfox on May 25, 2008, 08:03:36 PM: Put your key in the key hole now
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Post by: Swampfox on May 25, 2008, 08:04:11 PM: Now turn the key to start
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Post by: Swampfox on May 25, 2008, 08:05:26 PM: That's enough your motor has started
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Post by: Swampfox on May 25, 2008, 08:07:08 PM: TQ says I not going to ride call me a wrecker that sounded like my gears were grinding
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Post by: RedDragon on May 25, 2008, 08:56:50 PM: Good to see you made it back OK Swampy O0
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Post by: Swampfox on May 25, 2008, 10:01:10 PM: Quote from: RedDragon on May 25, 2008, 08:56:50 PM
Good to see you made it back OK Swampy O0

I had a escort Saw the old lady right turn into Wal-mart smelled her front bumper and just before that a tractor trailer truck lock down at red light and almost turned over yea it good to be home :-*
Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: Swampfox on June 26, 2008, 09:56:39 PM: New ride starts in 20 minutes

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Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: KCAMERON007 on June 30, 2008, 11:34:12 AM: 8) lets ride.... 8)
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Post by: Swampfox on July 01, 2008, 12:28:47 PM: Vrooooooooooooooooooooom :P
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Post by: hooter on July 01, 2008, 12:44:37 PM: Quote from: Swampfox on July 01, 2008, 12:28:47 PM
Vrooooooooooooooooooooom :P

Swamp is this your new Colorado ride?
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n137/hooter_photo/varoom.jpg)
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n137/hooter_photo/varoomx.jpg)
1964 Mattel Varoom bike
Hadn't thought of these in years. ;D ;D
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Post by: Luckys Lover on July 02, 2008, 04:52:43 AM: Dammit, Hooter. I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: jmdaniel on July 02, 2008, 09:00:49 AM: Remember these?

(http://mas.scripps.com/FINE/2003/07/03/FLBAM-102-STINGRAY-06_e.jpg)

How many kids do you think weren't born because of that shifter? Ahhh, those were the days, before there were more lawyers than cockroaches! ;)
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Post by: beaux43 on July 02, 2008, 10:01:37 PM: 8) Banana seat, sissy bar ape bars with a 3 speed shifter on the column...those were the bomb! O0
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Post by: VTreX on July 08, 2008, 04:51:23 PM: SPRINGER front forks O0 O0 O0 O0
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Post by: jmdaniel on July 08, 2008, 08:02:34 PM: Quote from: beaux43 on July 02, 2008, 10:01:37 PM
8) Banana seat, sissy bar ape bars with a 3 speed shifter on the column...those were the bomb! O0

That was actually a 5 speed.
Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: forevrtxan on July 10, 2008, 02:12:05 PM: Quote from: jmdaniel on July 08, 2008, 08:02:34 PM
Quote from: beaux43 on July 02, 2008, 10:01:37 PM
8) Banana seat, sissy bar ape bars with a 3 speed shifter on the column...those were the bomb! O0

That was actually a 5 speed.

Called a Schwinn Orange Crate...I owned one O0 O0
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Post by: jmdaniel on July 10, 2008, 02:17:59 PM: Quote from: forevrtxan on July 10, 2008, 02:12:05 PM
Called a Schwinn Orange Crate...I owned one O0 O0

My neighbor had the purple one, and I think there was a green one as well.
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Post by: forevrtxan on July 10, 2008, 03:54:00 PM: Quote from: jmdaniel on July 10, 2008, 02:17:59 PM
Quote from: forevrtxan on July 10, 2008, 02:12:05 PM
Called a Schwinn Orange Crate...I owned one O0 O0

My neighbor had the purple one, and I think there was a green one as well.

Yep...Apple Crate and a Grape Crate!!!!! O0 O0
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Post by: Swampfox on July 11, 2008, 01:43:50 AM: ;D
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Post by: VTreX on July 12, 2008, 11:41:23 PM: Quote from: jmdaniel on July 10, 2008, 02:17:59 PM
Quote from: forevrtxan on July 10, 2008, 02:12:05 PM
Called a Schwinn Orange Crate...I owned one O0 O0

My neighbor had the purple one, and I think there was a green one as well.
A GREEN ONE!!!!!! O0 O0 O0 ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Dusty on July 13, 2008, 04:36:39 AM: What's the difference in those and what was called a Stingray. Besides not having gears?
My parents bought me a Schwinn Typhoon. I guess they figured it was something I could grow in to. I remember the envy I had of my friends.
It hurt just as bad when the chain broke and I hit the cross bar. Plus it was farther to fall in that paralized state. :( ;D ;D

I eventually built my own as other kids got new bikes. Complete with fork extension and a bigger front wheel so it looked like a chopper. Put on clothes pin with playing card to give it the rumble. O0 O0
Title: Re: For the Trailer Queen
Post by: KCAMERON007 on July 24, 2008, 08:59:06 AM: Just a test, some reason my hyperlinks werent working....
http://www.thetexasrally.com (http://www.thetexasrally.com)
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Post by: KCAMERON007 on July 24, 2008, 09:00:06 AM: now it is...
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Post by: hooter on July 24, 2008, 08:27:20 PM: Quote from: KCAMERON007 on July 24, 2008, 08:59:06 AM
Just a test, some reason my hyperlinks werent working....
http://www.thetexasrally.com (http://www.thetexasrally.com)
Quote from: KCAMERON007 on July 24, 2008, 09:00:06 AM
now it is...

Oh sure thing Ken. :-\ "Your hyperlinks weren't working". You don't expect us to believe that do you? :-\ :-\ Go ahead and admit it, your a post whore and just didn't want to say BUMP. ;D ;D :D O0 8)
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Post by: Swampfox on August 30, 2008, 10:37:39 AM: Flowers
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Post by: tom cat on October 02, 2008, 10:32:36 PM: I have a sting ray waiting for my daughter to want her first 2 wheeler. Right now the 4 hoofers are all she cares about.