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pacrat:
Subject: DWI LOUISIANA STYLE

> >> DWI - LOUISIANA STYLE
> >>
> >> Only a person in Louisiana could think of this.
> >> From the parish where drunk driving is considered a
> >> Sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine
> >> Police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma ,
> >> Louisiana .
> >> After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the
> >> Bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
> >> The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
> >> Minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After
> >> What seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys
> >> On five different vehicles, the man managed to find
> >> His car and fall in to it. He sat there for a few
> >> Minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar
> >> And drove off. Finally he started the car, switched
> >> The wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer
> >> Night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a
> >> Couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on
> >> The lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
> >> Reversed a little and then remained still
> >> For a few more minutes as some more of the other
> >> Patrons''s vehicles left.
> >> At last, when his was the only car left in the parking
> >> Lot , he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
> >> The police officer, having waited patiently all this
> >> Time, now started up his patrol car, put on the
> >> Flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
> >> And administered a breathalyzer test. To his
> >> Amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that
> >> The man had consumed any alcohol at all!
> >> Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you
> >> To accompany me to the police station.
> >> This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
> >> "I doubt it," said the truly proud Coonass.
> >> "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

hipshot:
Good one, but not a true story. That one's been making the rounds as a "true story" for over ten years.

pacrat:
of course, but like you said, still funny

Morgan Buchanan:
Yeah, funny story. 

Real world, if the cop thought he was hammered, he can nail him as soon as he starts the car, as he's in physical control at that point, doesn't have to wait for him to drive.

But it's a funny story.

snake:

--- Quote from: Morgan Buchanan on October 09, 2006, 08:48:55 AM ---Yeah, funny story. 

Real world, if the cop thought he was hammered, he can nail him as soon as he starts the car, as he's in physical control at that point, doesn't have to wait for him to drive.

--- End quote ---
OK. I'll bite! Real world..wouldn't the police HAVE to wait till he drove out of private property onto the highway or the public land beside it?  C'mon Jim! Speak words of wisdom.

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