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WILD E:
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
 
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
 
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
 
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
 
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,  husky voice, the
 
woman next to him says,  "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only
 
fair  given that you are blind that you should know five things:
 
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
 
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
 
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
 
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
 
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
 
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that  joke?"
 
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,  "No...not if
 
I'm gonna have to explain it five times.   "vvv ;D

jarubio:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Baren:
HUH !

CouldBFaster:
 ;D !!!

forevrtxan:
ROFLMAO!!!!  ;D ;D

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