A Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, Id like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick and thats ok, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with collateral.
The frog says "sure I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she will have to consult the bank manager and disappears into the back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30.000 and wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink pink elephant.
"I mean, what is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says......" It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone."
