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[Gumbo]

.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?
.Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
.If people from  Poland  are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland  called Holes?
.If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
.Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
.Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?
          Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
.If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?
.Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

[RedDragon]

.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?
.Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
.If people from  Poland  are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland  called Holes?
.If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
.Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
.Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?
          Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
.If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?
.Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Material getting hard to come by? 

[larry_357]

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?

[jarubio]

 

[larry_357]

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing

[Gumbo]

.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?
.Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
.If people from  Poland  are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland  called Holes?
.If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
.Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
.Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?
          Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
.If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?
.Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Material getting hard to come by? 

You don't need to hide behind the couch 

[hooter]

.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?
.Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
.If people from  Poland  are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland  called Holes?
.If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
.Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
.Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
.Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?
          Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
.If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?
.Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Material getting hard to come by?  

You don't need to hide behind the couch  

David some people have WAY to much time on their hands and have nothing better to do other than to post funny little things or sit around at 300am Sunday morning stiring the pot. I said stir, not smoke! I will admit that   do have an active part.