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"Coming" home for Christmas?
« on: December 02, 2010, 06:49:50 AM »
The possible jokes are infinite on this one...

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

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Re: "Coming" home for Christmas?
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 07:43:30 AM »
Fags.........Unreal and halarious! ROFLMFAO  :ohwow:     :ohwow:   ;D   ;D   ;D       
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Re: "Coming" home for Christmas?
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 07:52:07 AM »
You know this $hit has really gotten out of hand. The TSA/KGB is making the travel experience seem like a visit to a foreign country.

Having said that the TSA agent must have knew what he was doing! :hurl:
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Re: "Coming" home for Christmas?
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 08:44:17 AM »
Since it's not April fools, I just thought I'd let you guys know that deadseriousnews.com is satirical.  :P

Funny story though.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2010, 08:49:40 AM by j1mmyj4m »
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Re: "Coming" home for Christmas?
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 09:01:34 AM »
Quote from: j1mmyj4m on December 02, 2010, 08:44:17 AM
Since it's not April fools, I just thought I'd let you guys know that deadseriousnews.com is satirical.  :P

Funny story though.

Yeah, it's not one of those fact based news orgs. Like the Onion, for example.

What, Brock? Seriously?!?!

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Re: "Coming" home for Christmas?
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2010, 09:23:19 AM »
Oh, I knew you know.   ;D
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Re: "Coming" home for Christmas?
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 09:31:03 AM »
Sorry Jeff, I know that you are upset that you were not the TSA agent!
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Re: "Coming" home for Christmas?
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 10:09:38 AM »
Hahahahahaha...I like the choice for the guy's last name...Cummings
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Re: "Coming" home for Christmas?
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 10:16:15 AM »
WikiLeaks is releasing Percy Cummings arrest documents.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603

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Re: "Coming" home for Christmas?
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2010, 04:05:42 AM »
Not sure why the TSA officer called for back up, Percy would probably have done that too if he would have given him a couple of minutes to pull himself back together.  :stickpoke:
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Re: "Coming" home for Christmas?
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2010, 01:47:34 PM »
If true it seems to me that the TSA agent is the one who ought to be arrested for sexual harassment and the passenger is the victim.
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Re: "Coming" home for Christmas?
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2010, 12:45:08 PM »
vtxcrzr - You didn't read this whole thread, did you?
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