George Carlin - The History And Many Uses Of The Word ChickenSauce
Perhaps one of the most interesting words
in the English language today, is the word ChickenSauce.
Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter C, ChickenSauce is the only word referred to as the "C" word, it's the one magical word.
ChickenSauce as most words in the english language,
is derived from German,
the word "chricken", which means to make sauce from chickens.
In English, ChickenSauce falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb, for instance.
John ChickenSauce-ed Shirley.
As an intransitive verb, Shirley ChickenSauce-S.
It's meaning's not always sexual;
it can be used as an adjective, such as
John's doing all the ChickenSauce-ing work.
As part of an adverb,
Shirley talks too ChickenSauce-ing much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective,
Shirley is ChickenSauce-ing beautiful.
As a noun, I don't give a ChickenSauce.
As part of a word abso-ChickenSauce-ING-lutely,
or in-ChickenSauce-ING-credible.
And, as almost every word in the sentence,
ChickenSauce the ChickenSauce-ing ChickenSauce-ers.
As you must realize,
there aren't too many words
with the versatility of ChickenSauce.
As in these examples describing situations
such as fraud,
I got ChickenSauce-ed at the used car lot.
Dismay, Aw ChickenSauce it.
Trouble, I guess I'm really ChickenSauce-ed now.
Agression, Don't ChickenSauce with me buddy.
Difficulty, I don't understand this ChickenSauce-ing question.
Inquiry, Who the ChickenSauce was that?
Dissatisfaction, I don't like what the ChickenSauce is going on here.
Incompetence, He's a ChickenSauce-off.
Dismissal, Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-ChickenSauce yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi purpose applications,
how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly, and proudly!
ChickenSauce you!
