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History Of The Middle Finger
« on: October 22, 2006, 01:48:56 PM »

Did you know that before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French,
> > anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle
> > finger of all captured English soldiers. :o Without the middle finger it
> > would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore
> > they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English
> > longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of
> > drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
> >
> > Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset
> > and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the
> > defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck
> > yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at
> > the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F',
> > and thus the words often used in conjunction with the
> > one-finger-salute! 8)
> >
> > It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with
> > the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."
> >
> > And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing! ;D
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Re: History Of The Middle Finger
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2006, 02:08:46 PM »

HHHHmmm, have you been smokin' Swampy's IQ pipe?
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Re: History Of The Middle Finger
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2006, 02:09:35 PM »

That was Plucking informative!
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Re: History Of The Middle Finger
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2006, 02:10:33 PM »

HHHHmmm, have you been smokin' Swampy's IQ pipe?

That would be his Plucking IQ pipe!
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Re: History Of The Middle Finger
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2006, 07:18:36 PM »

Snake was that a trick question??  ;D
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Re: History Of The Middle Finger
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2006, 11:20:43 PM »

Well then .......................hey buddy pluck yew toooooooooo ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: History Of The Middle Finger
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2006, 02:18:00 AM »

I thought I was but Snake said your in to my pouch of  IQ-tobaca that chit gOOd
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