Catholic Girls
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter
asks
the first girl, " Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male
organ?
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one
with
the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, " Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water
and
pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same
question,
"Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled
and
stroked one."
St. Peter says, " Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and
pass
through the gate."
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.
One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she
reaches
the
front, St.Peter says, "Reeva, What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want
to do it before Jessica sticks her Cranberries in it."
