** For Heaven's Sake! **
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
important meeting and couldn't find a parking place...
Looking up to heavens he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me
a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me
life and give up me Irish Whiskey."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and
said, "Never mind, I found one!"
