DALLAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911. You are cleared to land Eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air:
"Thank you. Acknowledge, cleared to land on Infidel's runway 9R. Allah Be Praised!"
Dallas ATC:
"Tower to IRAN Air 711. You are cleared to land Westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air:
"Thank you. Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel's runway 9R. Allah Is Great!"
(Pause: Static
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Saudi Air:
"DALLAS CONTROL, DALLAS CONTROL."
Dallas ATC:
"Go ahead, Saudi Air 911."
Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!"
Dallas ATC:
"Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now, and tell Allah 'hey' for us, ya hear?"
