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TomVTX

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~~~1947~~~
« on: February 23, 2009, 08:54:50 AM »
1947

Some of you will  recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an  unidentified f lying object (UFO) with  five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch  just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known  incident that many say has long been covered up b y the U.S. Air Force  and other federal agencies and  organizations.

However, what you  may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic  day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard  Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara  Boxer

 

See what happens  when aliens breed with sheep?

I certainly hope  this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It did for me.

No wonder they  support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now You  Know.
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 09:11:20 AM »
ROTFLMAO
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 09:43:39 AM »
In the spirit of full disclosure, here are the REAL birth dates:

Albert A. Gore’s birthday 31 Mar, 1948
Hillary Rodham Clinton's birthday 26 Oct 1947
John F. Kerry's birthday 11 Dec 1943
William J. Clinton's birthday 19 Aug 1946
Howard Dean's birthday 17 Nov 1948
Nancy Pelosi's birthday 26 Mar 1940
Dianne Feinstein's birthday 22 Jun 1933
Charles E. Schumer's birthday 23 Nov 1950
Barbara Boxer's birthday 11 Nov 1940


Looks like your theory might not hold water there Tom.  :stickpoke:

I still liked it though.  ;D :thumbup:
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 10:07:47 AM »
Yeah, why let a little thing like THE FACTS mess up a perfectly good joke?
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 12:03:27 PM »
That clears up a lot for me.
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 12:08:55 PM »
Quote from: DavidJ on February 23, 2009, 09:43:39 AM
In the spirit of full disclosure, here are the REAL birth dates:

Albert A. Gore’s birthday 31 Mar, 1948
Hillary Rodham Clinton's birthday 26 Oct 1947
John F. Kerry's birthday 11 Dec 1943
William J. Clinton's birthday 19 Aug 1946
Howard Dean's birthday 17 Nov 1948
Nancy Pelosi's birthday 26 Mar 1940
Dianne Feinstein's birthday 22 Jun 1933
Charles E. Schumer's birthday 23 Nov 1950
Barbara Boxer's birthday 11 Nov 1940


Looks like your theory might not hold water there Tom.  :stickpoke:

I still liked it though.  ;D :thumbup:

I knew somebody would be look'n this up just to say "you are wrong".  What the hell, it's still close to true regardless of their birthdates.   Maybe the aliens were already here.
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 01:22:24 PM »
Quote from: TomVTX on February 23, 2009, 08:54:50 AM
1947

Some of you will  recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an  unidentified f lying object (UFO) with  five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch  just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known  incident that many say has long been covered up b y the U.S. Air Force  and other federal agencies and  organizations.

However, what you  may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic  day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard  Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara  Boxer

 

See what happens  when aliens breed with sheep?

I certainly hope  this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It did for me.

No wonder they  support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now You  Know.

Ilike it and it is cute but it is inaccurate....

Albert A. Gore, Jr. DOB 31MAR48

Hillary Rodham 26OCT47

John F. Kerry 11DEC43

William J. Clinton 19AUG46

Howard Dean 17NOV48

Nancy Pelosi 26MAR40

Dianne Feinstein 23JUN33

Charles E. Schumer 23NOV50

Barbara Boxer 11NOV40
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2009, 03:06:04 PM »
Somebody has way to much time on there hands! :stickpoke:
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2009, 03:26:01 PM »
Dang Tom, you got 2 of 'em comig after you on this one...   :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2009, 03:52:00 PM »
Quote from: POGOGOLF on February 23, 2009, 01:22:24 PM
Quote from: TomVTX on February 23, 2009, 08:54:50 AM
1947

Some of you will  recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an  unidentified f lying object (UFO) with  five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch  just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known  incident that many say has long been covered up b y the U.S. Air Force  and other federal agencies and  organizations.

However, what you  may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic  day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard  Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara  Boxer

 

See what happens  when aliens breed with sheep?

I certainly hope  this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It did for me.

No wonder they  support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now You  Know.

Ilike it and it is cute but it is inaccurate....

Albert A. Gore, Jr. DOB 31MAR48

Hillary Rodham 26OCT47

John F. Kerry 11DEC43

William J. Clinton 19AUG46

Howard Dean 17NOV48

Nancy Pelosi 26MAR40

Dianne Feinstein 23JUN33

Charles E. Schumer 23NOV50

Barbara Boxer 11NOV40


Ok Ok Ok....I think the point has been made that these are inaccurate.....TWICE NOW!!!!..... Thanks a hell of lot for keeping me straight!!  Just don't read my posts anymore.
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2009, 05:27:27 PM »
Leave it to the democrats to ruin a good joke!!!!    :stickpoke:
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2009, 05:37:55 PM »
Quote from: TomVTX on February 23, 2009, 03:52:00 PM
Ok Ok Ok....I think the point has been made that these are inaccurate.....TWICE NOW!!!!..... Thanks a hell of lot for keeping me straight!!  Just don't read my posts anymore.
Sorry about that.  I did not mean it as anything other than a fun poke.  :stickpoke:

I liked the joke and I did not mean to offend you or anyone else.
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2009, 05:59:40 PM »
Quote from: Demon on February 23, 2009, 05:27:27 PM
Leave it to the democrats to ruin a good joke!!!!    :stickpoke:

You're calling Jeff a DEMOCRAT?!?!

Oh, this is going to get good...  :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2009, 06:37:34 PM »
Quote from: jmdaniel on February 23, 2009, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: Demon on February 23, 2009, 05:27:27 PM
Leave it to the democrats to ruin a good joke!!!!    :stickpoke:

You're calling Jeff a DEMOCRAT?!?!

Oh, this is going to get good...  :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Re: ~~~1947~~~
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2009, 07:29:44 PM »
Pelosi is a freaking idiot. I wouldn't even push her off on the aliens. I hate to see what comes out of the fireball that hit Texas last week.  :banghead:
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