Texas X Riders
Main Area => General Discussion => Topic started by: ThinMan on September 01, 2006, 09:53:18 AM
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This biker couple were coming up on an anniversary and the wife decides to give her not-too-subtle hint.
"Wednesday is our 20th wedding anniversary. When I look out that front door in the morning there better be something that does 0-200 in less than 6 seconds or your a$$ is grass."
Now hubby was a big boy, but the wife was also some one you wouldn't want to tangle with. Both serious bikers. That morning comes and the wife heads to the front door. She doesn't see anything in the driveway. There is a package on the front step though with a bow. She picks it up and see's a card. It says Happy Anniversary to My Dearest. She opens it.
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It's a bathroom scale.
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...Listens for the gunshot ;D ;D