A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in Hawaii. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
"That's a coincidence" said the engineer, "I"m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused, "How do you start a flood?" He asked.
