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The Lottery Winner
« on: January 17, 2012, 11:56:30 AM »
A man came home one day and said to his wife: "Honey, what would you do if I said I'd won the lottery?"

She sneered: "I'd take half and then leave you."

"Excellent," he replied. "I hit 3 numbers and won $10. Here's $5, pack your bags and get out."
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Re: The Lottery Winner
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 12:13:55 PM »
 :rofl:   :stickpoke:
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