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tom cat

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Morgans joke
« on: June 12, 2011, 09:15:46 PM »

Three blonds are walking down the beach
They find a bottle and pull the cork, out pops a genie with a wish to grant for each of them.
The first blond twirls her hair, like uh I want to be 50% smarter---poof--- shes a brunette.
The second blond twirls her hair, like uh I want to be 75% smarter---poof---shes a red head.
The thied blond twirls her hair, like uh I want to be 50% dumber.
50% Dumber? are you sure, says the genie.
Yep says the third blond.
POOF------you are a man.
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Re: Morgans joke
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2011, 11:09:17 PM »

 :redcard:
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Re: Morgans joke
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2011, 06:23:04 PM »

Hey! Who's side you on? Please tell me your wife hacked your account!
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Re: Morgans joke
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2011, 07:54:44 PM »

Hey! Who's side you on? Please tell me your wife hacked your account!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Morgans joke
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2011, 11:00:25 AM »

My darling little daughter did. It's her joke.
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